Antonio Brown Begs for Patriots Reunion on Instagram Story With Wildly NSFW Robert Kraft Twist

Antonio Brown's IG story about Robert Kraft's Orchids of Asia Spa scandal is...eh...
Antonio Brown's IG story about Robert Kraft's Orchids of Asia Spa scandal is...eh... /

In case you believed for even one second Robert Kraft and the Patriots might eventually succumb to Antonio Brown's social media onslaught, allow us to introduce you to AB's latest action.

The morning after attempting to drive engagement to his social channels the way a burgeoning social media manager might do in Week 1 at his new gig, by begging for retweets, Brown got back into his habit of reposting everything from Pats Nation that mentions him on his Instagram story.

He might've wanted to check this one a bit more thoroughly, though.

Or, you know what? Maybe he read the entire thing, and he just made another monstrous mistake. Because that's what he does. He thinks things are OK that are very much not OK.

Brown reposting an Instagram story featuring a remarkably unconfirmed rumor about Robert Kraft's spa trip on the day of the AFC Championship Game isn't his most egregious offense, but it is a firm indicator of the fact that he remains a loose cannon who will hurt your football team in every way other than on-field production.

Plus, he's had a year away from the game and his production can't be trusted. Other than that, though, certainly a savior!