Antonio Brown Continues to Lose the Plot After Posting Picture Revealing Where He Got Gummy Penises
By Thomas Carannante
We have to admit it's pretty irresponsible that we thought Antonio Brown's level of insanity peaked after his professionally-edited video featuring Jon Gruden's voiceover. There's been so many more instances of preposterous behavior that it's almost impossible to chronicle.
But we're well aware of the latest happening, which was actually hard to watch, but somehow culminated with him throwing a bag of gummy penises at his baby mama, after which he had some NSFW words for her.
Since everyone was so concerned in regards to where he acquired a bag of gummy genitalia, here you are:
Here you go @espn pic.twitter.com/74MBFlku4E
— AB (@AB84) January 14, 2020
DicksByMail.com. Check that out on your work IP address, I'm sure HR will let it slide.
All penis jokes aside, the downfall of Antonio Brown will sadly be something sports fans of this generation remember forever. He went from the best receiver in the NFL to throwing temper tantrums on Instagram Live, and it's safe to say his career is over, unless the XFL begins some sort of developmental league.
From this morning’s Antonio Brown story:
— Berk (@brk1s) January 13, 2020
“During the end of the exchange, Antonio Brown grabs a bag of gummy candies (shaped like penises) and throws them into the street in Chelsie's direction ... screaming at her to have a ‘bag of dicks.’” pic.twitter.com/uCcs9gVhUv
We thought the only people needing DicksByMail.com were bridesmaids, but here we are.