2-Time World Series Champ Aubrey Huff Has Bizarre NSFW Exchange With Random Guy on Twitter

Former Tampa Bay Rays and San Francisco Giants player Aubrey Huff has made a surprising pivot towards becoming some kind of jaded boomer online over the course of his retirement, ranting and raving about anything that crosses his mind. Huff most recently turned his attention towards some Joe Random that decided to lash out with a revolutionary "you're dumb" take. Rather than ignore the obvious bait, Huff snapped, popping off on a barely coherent rant laden with typos and grammatical errors.

You keep being unfit, and smart while you cry yourself to sleep nightly a 30 year old virgin. I on the other hand will continue to go through life not giving a fuck. Fit, confident, and able to get women with almost big a tits as you. https://t.co/IxsainIdVA
— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 14, 2019

Huff, who hit .278 with 242 home runs in his 13-year big league career, typically spends his days on Twitter trying to punch down and call anonymous dudes online "betas."

Sounds productive.

Hung like a field mouse.
— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 15, 2019

Ah, okay.

I think at this point it's pretty safe to declare Huff's Twitter account a sadly sunk cost that offers nothing of value.

You look adorable next to that sunflower on your profile pic ?. There ya go. Will you “betas” please like me now! Pretty please? https://t.co/vx7Gs4xi9y
— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 15, 2019

Then again, Huff is the type of person that doesn't believe in evolution after "looking at new evidence" and doesn't think that dinosaurs are 65 million years old... but does believe in dragons. Remember that?

With that in mind, what did you really expect this time? It's just par for the course for an increasingly strange human being.