Baltimore Seafood Restaurant Spent Sunday Night Clowning Redskins Fans and Dave Portnoy
By Scott Rogust
Most individuals in the nation spent their Sunday taking in NFL playoff action, and this exciting afternoon saw both the Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks advance to the Divisional Round.
But Baltimore-based restaurant Jimmy's Famous Seafood spent their Sunday trolling Washington Redskins fans. Because what else is there to do with the Ravens on a first-round bye?!
After trash talking the other Maryland team, Redskins fans took to the DMs to threaten "Jimmy." Instead of cowering, the official Jimmy's Famous Seafood Twitter account screen-capped and shared the messages to the world.
That...sounds like a crime. For real, somebody call the police.
Do these fans not realize that they can't deter Jimmy's?
Even New England Patriots fan Dave Portnoy wasn't safe.
Someone check on Dave and see how he's doing since the Patriots dynasty ended at the hands of the Tennessee Titans. You absolutely hate to see it.
No matter how much "pure muscle" you claim to have, you still fail to realize that Jimmy's just doesn't care.
The Washington Redskins finishing dead last in the NFC may give them the reward of Ohio State stud pass rusher Chase Young, but they'll have to endure the wrath of Jimmy's Famous Seafood until then.
Please take notes: NEVER try to out-troll Jimmy's. It won't end well for you.