Bills Mafia Can Now Participate in Hatchet Throwing and the World Should Be Terrified
By Andy Loughmiller

The Buffalo Bills' fan base is notorious for their tailgating antics. They are probably the wildest fan's in the entire NFL, and they embrace it.
Bills Mafia usually take out their drunken aggression on folding tables in the parking lot prior to games, but apparently that is no longer enough to satisfy their appetite for destruction.
#BillsMafia and hatchet throwing?! Sending preemptive thoughts and prayers to the families of those who don't survive. https://t.co/TdDvRe7SnP
— Alex Myers (@AlexMyers3) October 25, 2019
A bunch of drunken Bills' fans throwing sharp objects through the air, what could possibly go wrong?
Seriously though, this can't possibly end well. The only way this doesn't go poorly is if the members of the Bills Mafia are too intoxicated to locate the hatchet throwing station.
These are not individuals who should be given hatchets, or really any weapon for that matter. Based on the damage their bodies can do to tables, allowing these crazed fans to wield anything is simply overkill.
In case you have never been to Buffalo Bills tailgate. pic.twitter.com/YgTIjPe1Ga
— Chris Gronkowski (@Chrisgronkowski) September 29, 2019
The Bills may have one loss on their record, but their fans are undefeated in terms of insanity.
Perhaps the team's 5-1 record has forced fans to take their tailgating activities to the next level. If so, then the world should be terrified of what they come up with next if they continue winning.