Chad Johnson Wants the Giants to Know He's Both Available and Overweight

The New York Giants have been at training camp for but a few days, and the post-Odell Beckham Jr. era of receiving corps is off to a shambolic start.

On Day 1 of camp, the organization saw a plethora of pass catchers go down: Sterling Shepard suffered a fractured thumb, rookie Darius Slayton fell victim to a tight hamstring, and Corey Coleman was diagnosed with a torn ACL... not to mention that Golden Tate, barring an appeal, is suspended the first four games of the season.

So, of course, six-time Pro Bowler and ever-present social media personality Chad "Ochocino" Johnson took to Twitter to make the G-Men aware of his availability, despite his questionable-at-best physical shape.

The thing is, we can't tell if the former superstar, now 41 years old, is slighting the franchise for their unfortunate luck at the wide receiver position, or if he is actually desiring to run it back.

It's always hard to tell with Ocho.

One particular Giants buff wasn't necessarily opposed to the outlandish notion, but demanded that one particular pass catcher, perhaps the most controversial of his generation (next to Johnson) joins him.

Wow. Wouldn't that be a sight to behold?

In all seriousness, New York's depth chart at the position is so presently bereft of talent that it's even forced Victor Cruz to ponder coming out of retirement.

It really makes you wonder: is a full-blown OBJ curse beginning to come to fruition even more quickly than we could have ever thought?