Cincinnati Bearcats Fan's Coronavirus-Themed License Plate Might Be the Worst Thing Ever
By Sam Dunn

In these days of COVID-19, it might be quite a chore to wrap your head around what's become the new normal. We're all stuck inside despite the arrival of springtime. Those of us lucky to have jobs at all are force to embrace the difficulty of distance. But if you ask one particular Ohio resident, the adjustment to life in coronavirus hell is barely a trifle.
This person decided to style the back of their Lexus sedan with a customized license plate that expresses fandom for both the Cincinnati Bearcats... and the disease caused by the deadly virus?
Which one of you did this? pic.twitter.com/ADQf3oG1bE
— Barstool Cincinnati (@UCBarstool) April 5, 2020
Name one thing you've seen today that's worse than this.
Seriously, this is why the Bearcats trail the Buckeyes in the hunt for Ohio collegiate athletic supremacy. In fact, we're willing to bump Cincy well behind the likes of Ohio U, Miami U, Xavier, Toldeo, and Kent State.
In fact, we may even slot Cuyahoga Community College ahead of the Bearcats at this rate. Go Triceratops! ...Triceratopses?
Cincinnati will single handily be the reason Ohio has to stay in quarantine while the rest of the states are going back to normal life https://t.co/bxTlJb946r
— Axe Savage-Hunter (@PrettyboiiDB_9) April 4, 2020
We know that quarantine life can be disorienting, America. But, don't be like this Lexus driver. In fact, be safe and avoid ever driving a Lexus for an indefinite period.