VIDEO: Comedian Releases Perfect Losing Postgame Locker Room Interview About Being Dumped

All sports fans are intimately familiar with the tropes we see every February, April, June, and October, when teams in their respective sports suffer devastating postseason losses. Interestingly enough, they can be pretty applicable to real life, non-athletic situations, too, and are recognizable in any context. Presenting, Brian's post fifth-date interview, following his devastating breakup, courtesy of comedian Joey Mulinaro, who you may remember from his work as Nick Saban.

Devastating stuff. You just hate to see this happen to a guy like Brian, who's now 0-3 following a meeting with his girlfriend's parents, which is the kind of stuff that can really throw off an otherwise-sterling legacy.

He's not ready to get over the hump yet, and it's a problem. At least he's had a pleasant time in the boys' group chat.

Naturally, this sketch even includes a perfect ending that maps exactly what happens when an athlete is asked about their upcoming free agency following the worst loss of their lives.

There's never been a coherent answer in that situation, and there never will be.