Cubs Troll Cardinals Fan Into Oblivion in the Replies of a Kyle Hendricks Highlight Montage

On May 3, 2020, the Cubs scored their first victory of the season over the St. Louis Cardinals, further extending their rivalry during a dormant period of MLB action.

Chicago's trying to keep their Twitter followers satisfied during this lull by providing them with some very kind ASMR, like the highlights from a dominant Kyle Hendricks start against the Cards in 2019.

One Cardinals fan wasn't impressed by the Professor, though. For some unknown reason, he showed up in Chicago's mentions, thirsty to ruin someone's day.

But don't worry! The force behind this account had this troll minimized real quick.

Yes, we do remember! JRose probably does, too, unless he's a post-2015 bandwagoner.

In case you could all use a reminder, that series featured a young Kyle Schwarber hitting actual lasers out of Wrigley Field.

So thank you, Cubs Twitter, for providing monstrous Ls to Cardinals supporters everywhere during this otherwise difficult time. Good to know the animosity won't be gone if the stadiums have to stay empty all year long.