Diamondbacks Minor League Team Unleashes Nastiest Hot Dog We've Ever Seen
By Parker White

I understand pushing the boundaries of food and putting things together you would otherwise not even think about, but this is too far.
The Hillsboro Hops, a minor league affiliate of the Arizona Diamondbacks, have gone off the deep end and decided to ruin a baseball food staple by putting a bunch of crap on this hot dog.
Today’s Food Item of the game:
— Portland Mavericks (@HillsboroHops) July 21, 2019
Hoppiest Dog on Earth!
It features Marshmallow Creme, crushed pineapple, strawberry puree, mini m&ms, fruit snacks and rainbow sprinkles!
This will take you to infinity and beyond!#AllHoppedUp pic.twitter.com/0pzNc3xapt
Yes, you see that correctly. On this hot dog, we've got marshmallow creme, crushed pineapple, strawberry puree, M&M's, fruit snacks and rainbow sprinkles. They say this will take you to "infinity and beyond," but it'll really take you to the bathroom in a matter of minutes.
— Andrew Laine (@hesitanthandymn) July 22, 2019
There is supposedly a hot dog somewhere in that bun, but I'm sure you wouldn't taste it with that flurry of garbage on top. Oh, and if you want instant diabetes, order that bad boy.
Talk about wanting to become a vegan after seeing this mess.