Twitter is Convinced That Concept Art of Texas Longhorns Stadium Project Looks Like Female Anatomy
By Jerry Trotta
It goes without saying that college football stadiums -- or any aging stadium, for that matter -- end up in need of renovations and upgrades with the passing of time.
However, we need to have a talk with the Texas Longhorns chosen designer of a new project behind the south end zone at Darrell K. Royal - Texas Memorial Stadium, because the proposed "Longhorn patio" is being received by many as being alarmingly graphic.
Call us crazy, but it's quite apparent that looks bizarrely similar to a certain aspect of human reproductive anatomy,
Some Twitter users out there definitely noticed.
It was begging to be said, no?
Maybe the designers are onto something, because everybody knows that you can't spell uterus without UT, right?
Yeah, he really went there.
Of course, there were some sickos who managed to correlate menstruation with everybody's favorite day of the week: game day.
The sad part is, is that it marginally makes sense. Who doesn't love a good game day at the Stadium Formerly Known as Memorial?
One clever Longhorn fan even cleverly claimed that the new design was a familiar image to him. Where did he see it last? Ah, yes, during his wife's first ultrasound.
That joke (or genuine recollection) might have to take the cake here, but not before we give you all a little lesson on the human body.
There you have it, folks.
It remains to be seen if this design will come to fruition, but if it does, banter would ensue at a staggering rate. This much is assured.