Twitter is Convinced That Concept Art of Texas Longhorns Stadium Project Looks Like Female Anatomy
By Jerry Trotta

It goes without saying that college football stadiums -- or any aging stadium, for that matter -- end up in need of renovations and upgrades with the passing of time.
However, we need to have a talk with the Texas Longhorns chosen designer of a new project behind the south end zone at Darrell K. Royal - Texas Memorial Stadium, because the proposed "Longhorn patio" is being received by many as being alarmingly graphic.
Found this new artist rendering with an overhead view of the new south end zone project at DKR-TMS. Now I'm starting to get what the "Longhorn patio" looks like. pic.twitter.com/NgOVPiXDMa
— Brian Davis (@BDavisAAS) November 14, 2019
Call us crazy, but it's quite apparent that looks bizarrely similar to a certain aspect of human reproductive anatomy,
Some Twitter users out there definitely noticed.
A giant uterus?
— NotToday (@DfrankDlf) November 14, 2019
It was begging to be said, no?
Maybe the designers are onto something, because everybody knows that you can't spell uterus without UT, right?
Can't get uterus without UT.
— Jackie McCardell Jr. (@JRayMickey) November 14, 2019
Yeah, he really went there.
Of course, there were some sickos who managed to correlate menstruation with everybody's favorite day of the week: game day.
It’s that time of the month... game day!
— JH (@jlhtheone) November 14, 2019
The sad part is, is that it marginally makes sense. Who doesn't love a good game day at the Stadium Formerly Known as Memorial?
One clever Longhorn fan even cleverly claimed that the new design was a familiar image to him. Where did he see it last? Ah, yes, during his wife's first ultrasound.
This isn’t new. Saw this months ago on the wall at my wife’s first ultrasound appointment. https://t.co/ErLhXwqaid
— Tyler (@thehart_oftx) November 14, 2019
That joke (or genuine recollection) might have to take the cake here, but not before we give you all a little lesson on the human body.
Fallopian tubes really accent the uterus. https://t.co/x6yDNeZJ3W
— Jimmie Snyder (@labayouboy) November 14, 2019
There you have it, folks.
It remains to be seen if this design will come to fruition, but if it does, banter would ensue at a staggering rate. This much is assured.