Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew Being Offered Deal With Adult Entertainment Company is Outrageous
By Michael Luciano
America has found their new favorite backup quarterback in Jaguars rookie and Nick Foles deputy Gardner Minshew, as the former Washington State Cougar has won over plenty of fans thanks to his Tom Selleck-esque mustache, colorful pregame attire, and affinity for exercising in the locker room in either a jock strap or nothing at all.
Trying to capitalize on the Jacksonville rookie's 15 minutes, adult camming company CamSoda (DO NOT Google this if you're at work) has offered Minshew a partnership that would allow him to teach a few workout classes per week on the website ... for a handsome price.
Why you would want to use that website for working out, we'll never know.
Minshew is more than just a goofball off the field, as proven by his exceptional play well after Foles went down with a broken collarbone. He's completed a stunning 78% of his passes while throwing three touchdowns against only one interception. Not to shabby for a sixth-round pick out of an Air Raid scheme.
I guess when you were almost named Beowulf and ended up being named Gardner Minshew II despite Gardner Minshew I not existing, signing up with CamSoda might not be so weird.