Jason Vargas' Hat is Literally Covered With Weird White Substance Against Marlins

Jason Vargas is not the future of baseball.

Despite being surprisingly effective for the Mets this season, Vargas symbolizes the opposite of what MLB is hoping to achieve with recent changes to the game. MLB wants to limit the time between pitches, Vargas throws over to first base six times in one at-bat. MLB wants to avoid media altercations, Vargas won't acknowledge his manager freaked out on a New York writer for virtually no reason. MLB wants to avoid suspicion as to foreign substances, Vargas...

You've gotta be kidding. Did he empty the rosin bag on himself?

The Mets season is effectively over, but because they're the Mets they consistently supply us with humorous bloopers which play quite well with an MLB audience that thrives in hilarity.

If the Marlins wish, they could surely force Vargas to at the very least switch hats, or at best remove him from the game. Although, that might be counterproductive considering he's Jason Freaking Vargas.