VIDEO: Never Forget Jose Canseco Got Beat Down in His MMA Debut Against a 7-Foot Giant

Jose Conseco was a six-time Major League Baseball All-Star, but he's almost become even more famous for his exploits away from the game. Of late, his beef with Alex Rodriguez has stolen headlines, but hey, let us never forget his short MMA career. You know, the one that started and ended with him getting ROCKED by a giant.

Conseco managed to land a few shots here or there, but the one and only Hong Man Choi was poised and imposing the whole way through. Conseco's dancing about ended with a lackluster loss of balance and a flurry of enormous hands crashing into his face.

This fight ultimately was the only professional MMA fight in Conseco's fighting career. It all ended in just 77 seconds, despite an attempt to lure Shaquille O'Neal into a bout a few years later. Nothing ever came of it, and now, we can look back fondly on his signature fetal position beat down.

Happy trails Mr. Canseco. If you and A-Rod ever get in the ring, you might want to clean up your technique.