Jose Canseco Fires off String of Wild Tweets About Controlling Your Dreams
By Brady Williams
Former baseball player and one-time MMA fighter Jose Canseco is adding another title to his name: teacher. The six-time All-Star is planning on making a foray into the world of education, and it seems he wants to specialize in controlling your dreams? Yup, you read that correctly.
He took to Twitter about how he wants to bring in students and put them in a coma to help them "do whatever [they] want..." because everyone knows comas help people do more, not less. Seriously, Jose?
I am going to teach dream control seminars..after you get your masters in dream control you will be able to enter a facility where you will be put in an coma induced dream state for whatever time you choose and be able to do whatever you want with no restrictions whatsoever...
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 14, 2020
The program will apparently grant his students a master's degree in dream control, which is sure to help all of those job seekers get a leg up on the competition. While Canseco says his seminars will give users the power to act freely in the dream world, it apparently comes with some serious risks. Oh, ya don't say?
If you die in your sleep you stay in the dream state plain..so you better know how to control your dreams..
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 14, 2020
It's important to note that the dream state apparently operates under the same rules as the Matrix.
Though the school isn't open yet, Canseco offered up a free lesson on dream control on his Twitter. You truly can't make this stuff up.
First lesson in dream control ..ask yourself am I dreaming as much as possible ..once you ask that question while your dreaming you will know what to do.. Limitless power in dream control a gate to another life
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 14, 2020
Canseco never ceases to amaze with his antics on social media. If you're looking to go back to school, we wouldn't recommend what he's offering up.