Korean Soccer Team Refutes Claim They Put NSFW Dolls in Empty Stadium Instead of Fans

We, uh...we're not absolutely positive we believe FC Seoul here, but you have to give them an "A" for effort! Or, more specifically, a DD for effort.

While sports teams on American soil are still trying to figure out the perfect balance between keeping the stands empty and remaining safe and semi-profitable, may we recommend they copy this South Korean strategy, and fill the stands with...what appears to be...adult toys?

FC Seoul has stressed that these were specially-made for the arena, and didn't previously serve another purpose. Sitting tens of thousands of miles away, we can't argue. But we can present the photographic evidence, and let you, the reader, draw your own conclusion.

We can only hope these these beauties are still occupying seats when ESPN broadcasts KBO action nationally this week, bright and early each morning! FC Seoul's home stadium, the Seoul World Cup Stadium, is located in the same city where the LG Twins, Doosan Bears, and Kiwoom Heroes play.

I mean, it wouldn't be the craziest thing we've seen in action yet overseas.

Come on, folks! It'll only take one truckload to get the job done!