Kyle Kuzma Trolls Blazers' Bench Attire With Solid Comparisons

The Portland Trail Blazers are currently on a two-game winning streak after defeating the Golden State Warriors 122-112 on Wednesday night.

Yet nobody's talking about the game.

Rather, they're discussing the attire worn by center Jusuf Nurkic and forward Zach Collins, who sat on the bench during Wednesday's contest.

Yahoo! Sports screencapped a photo of the injured Blazers stars, asking fans to provide wrong answers as to what their jobs are. There were some quality replies, but one topped them all.

Western Conference rival Kyle Kuzma of the Los Angeles Lakers had a pretty spot-on assessment of the aforementioned job titles.

Nurkic definitely looks like he pawns off some high-end jewelry to the rich and famous. He even went along with the joke, tweeting that he has a special offer for Kuzma on some chains.

Is...is this "Uncut Gems"?

As for Collins, he looks like he sells both car insurance and used vehicles on a lot off the interstate. A little too slick, if you ask me (and Kuz).

Both Trail Blazers stars had to have known their choice of clothing would get people talking. But they didn't think it'd escalate as far as it did in the span of 24 hours.