Angels Starter Andrew Heaney Crushes Astros With Blunt NSFW Quote at Spring Training

Los Angeles Angels starter Andrew Heaney ripped the Houston Astros
Los Angeles Angels starter Andrew Heaney ripped the Houston Astros / Jim McIsaac/Getty Images

Thus far, plenty of MLB players have been clear in their disdain for the Houston Astros' questionable behavior, but most of them haven't tripped over the line and been this clear about where things stand.

Angels lefty Andrew Heaney has no secrets left, and no F's to give.

He arrived at Spring Training guns blazing, taking a harsh shot at the division rivals he hopes to topple now that they're under even more scrutiny.

Yes. The Astros are bad, and they should feel bad.

And Heaney did not stop at one trite phrase, by the way. He went off.

Honestly, the trajectory of his story should get worse before it gets better. What if the Astros start red hot on their Heel Tour and start tearing up the league, flaunting their skills wherever they go?

Or, better yet, what if they completely flail around, missing their timing without that special little trash can, or assorted buzzers? The league will be at their throats.

One former Astro-turned-Angel was a bit more reserved in his judgment, as expected. Max Stassi, who was a relatively non-impactful young buck on the 2017 Astros, admitted he felt he could do very little to hinder the operation from his position.

Something tells me that though Stassi will be embraced by the clubhouse, the Angels are much more aligned with Heaney's fire-breathing take.