LeBron James in His Feelings With Bizarre NSFW Dad Joke Instagram Post That None of Us Understand

"KiKi, do you love me, are you riding, say you never ever leave..."

LeBron's in his feelings on a Thursday night without Lakers basketball, and he's stuck watching what could've been in Kawhi Leonard dominating the Houston Rockets with his crosstown rivals, as well as Steph Curry's Golden State Warriors return (a team which beat him twice in the NBA Finals, we'll add).

James' Instagram story, however bizarre, reflects a hurt soul, mixing red wine and Take Care on a Thirsty Thursday.

Who dares to hurt the King?!

The life of a professional athlete is a complicated one, evidently. James is a prime example of a man knowing when to cut down his circle. For the select, talented few that've made this journey with him, they have a place in basketball for decades -- look no further than Rich Paul.

In classic Bron fashion, could this be the IG story form of a subtweet, or perhaps a bad attempt at a dad joke? Either way, it's confusing the hell out of us.

There's a zero percent change that JR knows what this means, if it is directed his way.