Antonio Brown Released a New Freestyle Rap Song and You Should Not Listen to it

Antonio Brown's music career makes about as much sense as you'd think. The increasingly erratic, bizarre All-Pro wide receiver's lyrical and technical abilities as a rapper are, shall we say, far from impressive, but this is sadly not a "don't quit your day job" situation -- the dude doesn't have a day job.

What he does have, however, is a SoundCloud account. And one of the newest additions to this set of sonic monstrosities is an alleged freestyle track. Listen if you dare.

There's a lot to unpack here.

First of all, naming a track "60 Minutes" that ends up being 3:19 in length is just confusing, to say nothing of the jagged, amateurish flow and technique. Freestyling is hard, people. Freestyling well is the purview of only a select few. No amount of Sean Payton name-drops is going to change that.

With that in mind, it's safe to say that nobody's confusing AB for Big L. In fact, with this song, the dude is squarely taking a big L.

Time to revisit that day job, Antonio. Maybe...

NO. No! Forget we even mentioned it. Can we maybe just get this guy a Cold Stone Creamery franchise or something?