Mavericks Tried to Come up With a Relevant Michael Jordan Tweet Before 'The Last Dance' and Failed Big Time
By Adam Weinrib

OK, tonight's the first night with a significant event on the sports calendar in months, it's basketball-related, it features a ton of hype...this should be an automatic, closed-eye bullseye for any NBA team's social media squad.
Well, guess again.
On the literal only day in April when the tweets basically write themselves, as ESPN's vaunted Michael Jordan documentary "The Last Dance" premieres Sunday night, the Dallas Mavericks went for the moon and failed to land among the stars.
What if? ?
— Dallas Mavericks (@dallasmavs) April 19, 2020
The Last Dance premieres tonight at 8PM CT on @espn. pic.twitter.com/8FOeYKklG7
So, just to be clear, that's asking me, "What if...Michael Jordan and Luka Doncic glowed together?"
Yes, instead of, I don't know, a collection of MJ-Young Dirk face-offs, or a few choice Jordan highlights in Dallas, the Mavs went with a photoshopped image of MJ chatting with their current young buck, something that objectively...could happen in real life! They're both still alive. There's no action here. What if, indeed!
there’s still time to delete this
— kelsey (@kelseytaysutton) April 19, 2020
But, Kelsey...what if?
I actually think about this a lot. Luka undercuts MJ under the basket. MJ plants with his shooting arm as he falls, fracturing it in three places. MJ never returns to basketball. Gets addicted to Oxy and lives a quiet life, sometimes getting busted for prostitution.
— ジームス ジョンソン (@JamesJo) April 19, 2020
That's more like it. Lot to unpack here.
It's an enjoyable image to look at, for sure, featuring some very nice, dark tones. But something tells me that just about the same amount would've been accomplished here if Dallas had just emailed the image directly to Luka and made him smile during an otherwise-difficult quarantine.