Twitter Thread of NFL Quarterbacks Depicted as Women is Strange Offseason Gold

The NFL is approximately one month away from the start of training camps, barring any setbacks stemming from the coronavirus pandemic. Fans have been starving for content, to say the least, as other than the NFL Draft, there has been precious little with which to fill up our Twitter feed, with the usual introductory press conferences for free agent signings or the typical voluntary workouts simply not feasible.

To help with the lack of content, one Twitter user created a thread of... why, yes, every NFL starting quarterback depicted a woman! Each tweet contains the four No. 1 signal-callers in each division, and they've been shared en masse.

Warning: you won't be able to unsee these images for at least the next week.

Okay, Daniel Jones. We see you.

Jimmy Garoppolo, enough said. He wins the NFC in reality and she wins in alternate reality inside this Twitter thread.

We're not going to lie to you, that image of longtime Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is going to be stuck in our minds for a while.

Patrick Mahomes: MVP of the NFL, MVP of this thread? You be the judge.

Ryan Fitzpatrick without a beard is just weird.

So there you have it, this is the point we've reached this NFL offseason. Soon, fans are going to have real football to talk about (hopefully). Until then, do your self a favor and try to figure out how to get that perfect Jimmy G haircut.