Porn Company Offers Mitch Trubisky Chance to Hook up TVs at Halas Hall With Pornography
By Michael Luciano
We get it, Mitch Trubisky. You're tired of people criticizing you for only averaging 5.5 yards per attempt and posting a 3-4 record despite playing with an offensive head coach and one of the best defenses in the league. You're just looking for some escapism.
Luckily for you, "adult entertainment" company CamSoda (I can't stress enough not to Google this if you're in public), who already tried to cash in on Gardner Minshew Mania earlier this season, offered Trubisky the opportunity to chat with one of their models about anything except his play on the field.
CamSoda is back, offering to replace whatever Mitchell Trubisky is watching on TV at Halas Hall with straight-up porn. pic.twitter.com/XdOQtemXbq
— Adam Weinrib (@AdamWeinrib) November 7, 2019
It sounds good on paper, but maybe Mitch should spend more time studying the Bears' playbook instead of whatever lascivious things CamSoda has planned for him.
This offer is in direct response to Trubisky wanting the TVs at Halas Hall turned off so that he can tune out all the constant criticism of he and the team's play as a whole.
Mitch Trubisky wants the TVs turned off at the Bears' facility. pic.twitter.com/yiixZublZV
— ESPN (@espn) November 7, 2019
Trubisky does have a significant other in his life at the moment, and she isn't going to be too pleased if he takes them up on this offer.