Porn Site Pulling Out All the Stops to Hire Joe Buck for Announcing Gig
Ladies and gentlemen, we're as shocked as you are right now. While the major sports in the USA are suspended due to the COVID-19 pandemic, leave it to the porn industry to try and convince one of our favorite broadcasters to take a totally different kind of field.
In the NFL/MLB, few personalities bring more energy than Joe Buck. Now, per Darren Rovell, some out there want him to call someone 'going deep' in a way you wouldn't read about in the newspapers.
A porn site says it will pay Joe Buck $1 million to announce its cam shows live. The site says it is also accepting applications from other national and local sports commentators.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 17, 2020
You've got to be kidding. Buck? I mean, wouldn't Mike Breen and his jovial, 'Bang!' be a more fitting option?
There's no way in heck Buck would even consider this. Not even for a cool $1 million. The fact that this porn site even thinks they have a chance is comical. We'll give them props for shooting their shot. It's clear they've got back-up plans in mind, since they're also accepting applications from other top-level announcers.
I woke up this morning to a press release in my inbox saying a porn company is offering Joe Buck $1 million to narrate the action in live webcams to benefit the visually impaired. But wait! It is alsoaccepting applications from other idled broadcasters. How’s your day going?
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman) April 17, 2020
Just get The Office's Michael Scott to say 'that's what she said' over these adult videos and leave Buck out of this.