Porn Site Submits $10 Million Bid for Miami Heat Arena Naming Rights
By Jerry Trotta
Since its inception in 1999, American Airlines Arena has been home to the Miami Heat. However, after a 20-year run, the renowned airline recently revealed they would be no longer vying for the naming rights it purchased two decades ago.
Well, with a new NBA season just a little over a month away, a $10 million bid has been submitted to take the place of American Airlines...and we bet you never would've guessed this company in a million years.
Ladies and gentleman, pornographic film institution BangBros is willing to risk that much money to get their name on the arena.
We've officially Submitted our $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena. We wish to thank American Airlines for their past support of the @MiamiHEAT We intend to change the name to the BangBros Center aka 'The BBC' #BangBrosCares pic.twitter.com/YbhNattIm7
— BANGBROSOFFICIAL (@BangBrosDotCom1) September 12, 2019
Just when we thought we'd seen it all, BangBros comes out and pitches their worthiness by comparing itself to former team "legends" Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh.
BangBros presently runs its operation, for lack of a better term, in South Beach. A match made in heaven!
BangBros Submits A 10 MILLION Dollar Bid To Name Miami Heat's Arena BangBros Court aka The BBC https://t.co/5md9SDN8gp pic.twitter.com/LsEv9w0Zqr
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 12, 2019
It's too early to tell if their offer will be seriously considered by the Heat's hierarchy (a $10 million bid is no joke), but one thing's for certain: it will be virtually impossible to accept the Heat calling a building "BangBros Center" as their home.