Random Twitter Guy Wildly Suggests OKC's Deonte Burton Was Suspended for Owing Teanna Trump Money
By Sam Dunn
"Your player needs to PAY ME what he owes me. @okcthunder," wrote adult film actress Teanna Trump in a since-deleted tweet back in November.
Now, one Twitter sleuth has a theory about just who that alleged mystery man might be. I give you Deonte Burton, who was just suspended Friday for "conduct detrimental to the team." Voila!
It's so, so deeply circumstantial. To say this suggestion is unsubstantiated is a wild understatement. But until we know precisely just what the Thunder wing did to earn this ban, we're not wrong to have questions.
Oh.
Hey, it ain't like we're beating up on the guy. A one-game suspension is small potatoes in an 82-game regular season. We're just having fun.
And in the big picture, all we want is for Teanna to get her money back. Anything less would be an injustice. In fact, it wouldn't be wrong to get Sam Presti involved. Get on it, man! The lady is gonna collect her debt one way or another.