Red Sox's Michael Chavis Shares Bizarre NSFW Story About Neighbor Getting Mail During COVID-19 Pandemic
By Michael Luciano
Not only is the MLB on hiatus due to the spread of the coronavirus, but several states around the country have ordered the closure of non-essential businesses while recommending that all residents stay in their homes to prevent interpersonal contact.
It seems like the quarantine is forcing Boston Red Sox infielder Michael Chavis' neighbors to get a bit loopy, as he claims that one of them walked very slowly to their mailbox while completely naked. Just to make this even more odd and nonsensical, her husband was filming the entire thing.
So I’m working out outside today and while I was jump roping one of my neighbors decided to walk (slowly) to her mailbox completely naked while her husband was filming. I don’t know what that means exactly but what a journey this Coronavirus has taken us on.
— Chief Chavis™ (@MichaelChavis11) March 30, 2020
Don't even try to justify this in your brain, as you can't imagine any sort of scenario in which this makes sense whatsoever.
As if this question even needed to be asked, Chavis confirmed that he is still living near the Red Sox' Spring Training complex in central Florida. Where else could this have taken place?
Absolutely did. Didn’t even need to ask.
— Chief Chavis™ (@MichaelChavis11) March 30, 2020
Baseball better start back up as soon as possible. If Chavis' neighbors have already decided that clothes aren't important after just two weeks indoors, imagine what kind of insane nonsense they're going to try after a month passes.