Cyborg Russell Wilson Wants to Play Until He's 45 in Human Years
By Jerry Trotta

Russell Wilson is finally getting the recognition as one of the greatest quarterback talents who has ever graced the NFL stage.
That evaluation might seem outlandish from the surface when you consider the fact that he's won a Super Bowl and has been named to five Pro Bowls, but Wilson has largely been overlooked across his first seven-plus seasons in the league.
Wilson turned 31 on Friday and told reporters that he's not even close to embracing the back nine of his career, asserting that he wants to play until the age of 45!
Today is Russell Wilson's 31st birthday. He still wants to play until he's 45, which would be through the 2033 season. https://t.co/Cxl3cH19EJ pic.twitter.com/WtYahZRLy0
— Brady Henderson (@BradyHenderson) November 29, 2019
"I've always wanted to go for 45," Wilson said. "That's kind of just longevity playing. I think, for me, every year is you're invested to your body. You're invested into your mind, your soul, everything else...As you go, you get even stronger and you get even better, I feel like. Even more wisdom. I think that helps a lot."
To put that mind-boggling quote into perspective, if the Seattle Seahawks' superstar were to meet those projections, he'd be in the league for 14 more seasons.
Happy 31st Birthday to @DangeRussWilson ?
— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) November 29, 2019
Drafted 75th overall in 2012 and won the starting job in training camp.
By 2019, he’s got 5 Pro Bowls and a Super Bowl ring- playing like an MVP.
Russ says he wants to play till he’s 45, there’s a lot more magic to be made in Seattle. pic.twitter.com/0qw0UwWwtU
At this rate, and taking into account all of the odds that he's defeated to get to where he is today, it would be downright foolish to put anything past Russ.
Whatever happens, happens, but Wilson's forecast further proves that he's a construction of science, not humanity.