Titans Team President Got Absolutely Roasted on Twitter Over Weird Facial Hair After Announcing Retirement

First off, we want to send our best wishes to Tennessee Titans team president Steve Underwood on his retirement! Underwood is a person we'd never heard of before this morning, and we hope he enjoys his golden years in the shadows.

That being said, uh...what's...going on with that beard and mustache combo?

Appreciate the picture there, PFT, but I'm going to need one with his mouth open. That's a straight-up Homer Simpson fit.

Truly an ideal Muppet mouth.

And the comparisons didn't end there.

From another angle, we're not provided with much clarity on his chewing mechanics (if any at all).

Of course, the shielding of this weird beard could definitely be helpful in 2020.

Thinking ahead of the curve, then flattening it! I don't even see any straps...how does he do it?

Thinking of you today, Mr. Underwood. You've given us plenty of joy on an otherwise dreary day.

And, much like another famous Underwood, I'd love to see you speak straight to camera. I'd love to see you speak at all! Can you speak?