Texans WR Kenny Stills Got Attacked by Birds After Thinking it Was a Good Idea to Go on the Beach With a Burrito

Most beaches in the United States are closed due to the outbreak of the coronavirus. However, that didn't stop Houston Texans wide receiver Kenny Stills from taking a stroll by the ocean. As he quickly learned, that was a terrible idea.

Stills had a public service announcement for anyone doing the same. He urged the public not to bring any food with them to the beach (WHY ARE YOU GOING THERE ANYWAY) because he got attacked by a bunch of birds who wanted his burrito.

California beaches are closed so this shouldn’t be an issue. But if you head to the water.... DO NOT BRING FOOD.
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) March 28, 2020

Yeah dude, when there's NOT A SOUL on the beach and the birds can zone in on the only piece of food for miles, you're probably going to get mauled.

Birds attacked me yesterday and took my burrito.
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) March 28, 2020

He claimed that he momentarily put down his bag, but that was all it took for the birds to make their move. They swarmed the food and blocked off Stills so he would not be able to salvage his food.

Was wild how they did it too. I literally put the bag down to get my towel situated. They swarmed the food and then had the other birds block me so I couldn’t stop them.
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) March 28, 2020

While we can only be left wondering how the events exactly transpired, Stills posted a GIF to provide some comedic relief regarding the situation.

This was me pic.twitter.com/sJUvJd2GMJ
— Kenny Stills (@KSTiLLS) March 28, 2020

Hopefully his story will keep people at home during the outbreak because that's what the country needs right now.