The 'Game Notes' on Rockies' Scoreboard at Coors Field Have Reached a New Level of Bizarre
By Sam Dunn
Well, now we only have more questions.
Whoever operates the scoreboard at Coors Field, home of the Colorado Rockies, must be something of a performance artist-- because there isn't really any other expanation for what's happening here. Check out what was displayed today as part of what were supposed to be "Game Notes."
These @rockies scoreboard game notes are starting to hit another level pic.twitter.com/1jHjseOGXa
— Andrew Mason (@MaseDenver) June 2, 2019
Ah, okay. As one does.
The utter lack of context for these sentences is what makes them land even more profoundly. It's an even more incoherent version of something we saw a little over a week ago in Denver:
Don’t ever change @Rockies scoreboard operator. pic.twitter.com/01IuwMuYvj
— Mark Johnson (@markjohnson319) May 25, 2019
Even better than a twist ending is a beginning, middle, and end that all make zero sense. Here's to you, Rockies scoreboard operator. You're a real one.