The Onion Bodies Kevin Durant With Totally Ruthless Headline
By Michael Luciano
With every win that the Warriors pile up while he stands idly by on the sidelines, Kevin Durant inches ever closer to a exit from Golden State. With his departure all but confirmed after three seasons with the team, The Onion still found the time to get in one last jab at Durant, who has watched the Warriors win five straight without him.
Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company https://t.co/7X5i7RG6CU pic.twitter.com/drIewvx2zI
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 21, 2019
The best part of this is the fact that you know Durant has seen this.
With KD already having one foot out the door, there are some doubts over whether he should even play in the Finals. They can win without you, you'll get a ring, and you won't risk injury. It's a win for all parties.
Steph: hey KD we need u for the finals!
— Temporary Bucks fan (@emporerhirohit0) May 21, 2019
KD: pic.twitter.com/9xAHjBz2Uj
While not having Durant make the Warriors inherently worse, they still have proven that they can win games without him. Something tells me we'll find out KD's new team by 12:02 AM on July 6, when he can officially sign.