The Way Mets' Todd Frazier Eats Pancakes Should Be an Actual Crime
By Parker White
New York Mets infielder Todd Frazier has a big personality and is the heart and soul of every team he plays for. However, after seeing how he eats pancakes, teams should rethink their opinion of Frazier.
Before yesterday's game against the Los Angeles Dodgers, Frazier had himself a stack of what appears to be chocolate chip pancakes. That sounds great, but then he destroys them in an inhumane way. Take a look:
Todd Frazier, who eats his pancakes like an absolute savage (see below), is batting .359/.432/.487 over his last dozen games. No Met has more hits over that stretch. pic.twitter.com/5jNCFdiZkX
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 29, 2019
What the heck was he thinking? I mean, we all know the center is the best part, but that doesn't mean you should disregard the outer edges, right?
He says the middle is the best part because it has all the syrup but stays non-mushy or something like that idk.
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) May 29, 2019
I would expect a little kid to do something like this because all youngsters have weird eating habits, but Frazier is 33 years old.
You want the center where all the syrup is? Eat from the outside in like every normal person. Come on, man!