This 2022 WR Prospect Has Probably the Most Stone Cold Name of All Time

Over time, sports fans have been gifted with some truly amazing names across the pages of football history. Takeo Spikes, D'Brickashaw Ferguson, and Pork Chop Womack all belong in the Pantheon. But stand back, folks, because there's a new champion in the pigskin name game, and it belongs to a very special high school student.

It's time to meet a 2022 wide receiver prospect out of Green Oaks High School in Shreveport, Louisiana: De'coldest Crawford.

Whether the young man has ever met General Booty is not currently known.

You might think this was a name straight out of the "Key & Peele" East/West College Bowl skit, but no. It's his legitimate name.

And it is amazing.

Not too much information is known about Crawford, as he's just starting his sophomore year in high school. He is listed at 6-2 and 142 pounds by MaxPreps.com, and in his freshman season, he caught 18 passes for 203 yards and 3 touchdowns. Per 247Sports, he has scholarship offers from Southern Miss and Southern University of the FCS.

Oh, and his quarterback? That would be none other than Keith "Boom" Baker. That's right, the Green Oaks Giants offense has a De'coldest-Boom connection.

A sports journalist's dream.

Many will certainly begin following the promising wide receiver during his high school career, with the hopes of college football broadcasters uttering the name of "De'coldest Crawford" in whatever college program he commits to in the near future.