Tom Brady Just Filed the Lamest Trademark We've Ever Seen After Move to Tampa Bay
By Mark Powell
That Tom Brady guy? He's the greatest QB of all-time. Tom Brady's marketing team? We're talking cringe-worthy, people.
TB12 is doing his best to take advantage of every possible financial advantage upon his move to Tampa Bay. So much so, in fact, that he's willing to let his ACTUAL NAME become a terrible pun in the process. It's all kinds of gross dad joke, people.
Tom Brady's company has filed for two new trademark applications: TOMPA BAY & TAMPA BRADY. He intends to use the phrases on clothing and other merchandise. Filing first uncovered by @JoshGerben. The @dpshow has been selling TOMPA BAY shirts. pic.twitter.com/QzQM7FvDEq
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 10, 2020
The shirt itself doesn't look bad. The actual graphic itself is puke-worthy. In fact, I might just pause mid-article.
What are we doing here? Brady's Bucs jersey sales are already through the roof. Can't he sell some Kale-oriented exercise drink and call it a day? Did he really have to get into the t-shirt game?
Tom Brady files for two new Bucs-related trademarks to continue building his brand https://t.co/ovxBCbH0Fl pic.twitter.com/fDZzRUburq
— Distinct Athlete (@DistinctAthlete) April 10, 2020
Just when Brady became likable (okay, not really), he reminded us he's the WOAT off the field. Did Alex Guerrero pitch him this?
The worst part of all of this is we know how gullible you all are. Yeah, you. These shirts will fly off the shelves and line Brady's pockets, providing no metaphorical lesson on business acumen in the process.
Rant over.