Tom Brady Discussed Rob Gronkowski's Penis Size and His Personal Dislike for Open Showers
By Michael Luciano

Tom Brady's interview on Howard Stern's show this morning showed most fans a side of the former New England Patriots quarterback that they don't often see. While Stern did dig into some of the logistics behind his decision to leave New England for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and query him on what he thinks of his legacy, there was still plenty of trademark Stern raunchiness.
Brady discussed seeing his teammates completely in the nude hundreds of times over the course of his 20-year career, claiming that you get over the surprise factor when you've been in the league as long as he has been.
"You get used to it. Every guy's penis looks the exact same. A man's a man." -- Tom Brady to Howard Stern on seeing everyone's penis in the locker room.
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) April 8, 2020
When asked specifically about how well endowed former Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is, Brady claimed that it was "exactly what you'd expect it to be."
"It's exactly what you'd expect it to be." - Tom Brady to Howard Stern on @RobGronkowski's penis.
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) April 8, 2020
What does that mean, Tom? Somehow, we've been thrown into a whole world of questions we never anticipated we would ever have to ask.
Brady also took aim at the commonplace NFL practice of cleaning off in open showers, claiming that that practice is extremely antiquated and should be phased out. TB12 mentioned how he likes playing in newer stadiums, as their locker rooms all have some sort of divider in the showers.
Tom Brady tells Howard Stern he would like to stop showering with teammates. pic.twitter.com/A5oqLQAryY
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) April 8, 2020
Is he wrong? We're in 2020 here, teams can't spend a few extra bucks on a door or two?
Tampa's Raymond James Stadium was opened in 1998. Hopefully that's "new" enough for Brady, as he clearly has a dislike for older stadiums that don't have any partitions in the locker room.