Tom Brady Threw a Pick on His First Pass of 2019 and That's it, He's Clearly Done

Throw in the towel on the TB12, era, folks! First, go buy a towel (plain white, $15.99 at Bed, Bath & Beyond), walk to your nearest throwing zone, and toss it right on in there.

While plenty of prognosticators and whatever Trent Dilfer is have been prematurely calling for Tom Brady's demise for years now, we're pleased to inform you that now is the time. It's no longer premature. He's done and dusted after a pick on his first throw of camp in 2019.

It's just a shame that the Patriots defense is too disciplined ever to do something moronic like line up offsides and give Brady a second chance. This time, it sticks, unfortunately.

You have to feel absolutely terrible for the Patriots fans who packed the stands at camp once again on Thursday; little did they know they were witnessing the end of an era.

With another month of camp and preseason, as well as 16 regular season games ahead of them (and likely several weeks of the postseason), Pats Nation has plenty more chances to weep sadly in Brady's general direction as his extended demise continues, all the way until the confetti falls at the Super Bowl.