Tom Brady Trolls Himself After Splitting Pants During 'The Match' Against Peyton Manning
By Adam Weinrib
For the second time in as many years, one of our nation's supreme athletes was betrayed by his attire.
Last year's stunning Zion Williamson sneaker incident put a dent in Nike's sales and threatened his Duke career with a premature blowout.
And on this Memorial Day Weekend, Tom Brady's Under Armour pants met the same fate, in a much more 42-year-old way to embarrass yourself. After sinking a gorgeous shot in "The Match" against Peyton Manning and Tiger Woods on national television, TB12's slacks betrayed him, showing America his entire Tompa Bay.
Finally, a crack in the Patriots dynasty!
Of course, Brady used his top-notch social media acumen after getting off the course, and handled things smoothly, as only he can.
Yes, no masks were worn on the course on Sunday, but you had been that both halves of his rear made sure to adhere to social distancing protocols. Not quite six feet, but we'll take it.
Like many great athletes, Brady is hardly a fashion icon, so this just might stick.
Bottom line, corny or not, the world eats up Brady's social behavior.
Luckily for Brady, he was covered, so this affair did not become a Skins Match.