Usain Bolt Would Play in NFL for Patriots or Packers
By Michael Luciano

Forget trying to trade for a deep threat as the NFL trade deadline looms. The fastest man alive might be able to help you take the top off of the defense.
33-year-old Usain Bolt is still looking for employment after his retirement from competitive sprinting, and is considering a run at the NFL if Tom Brady's Patriots or Aaron Rodgers' Packers are interested.
This is not Bolt's first foray into professional team sports. A noted diehard Manchester United fan, Bolt tried to make it as a soccer player, earning a tryout with Australian side Central Coast Mariners. While Bolt didn't make the team, he did grab a brace in a preseason game.
If you could draw up a deep threat receiver on a board, it would look an awful lot like Bolt. At 6-5, Bolt hasn't lost his legendary speed, as he ran a 40-yard dash in 4.22 seconds despite being 33, having no preparation, and running in sweatpants and running shoes.
USAIN BOLT just ran a 4.22 40 yard dash WITHOUT CLEATS ? @usainbolt (via @simoncrosse) pic.twitter.com/PP3NSYBVRm
— Overtime (@overtime) February 2, 2019
Rugby players with no NFL experience have been able to latch onto NFL practice squads, so the fastest man who ever lived could easily sneak onto a roster. It worked for Bob Hayes, why can't it work for Bolt?