VIDEO: Announcer Makes NSFW Sexual Slip-Up While Describing Astros Pitcher Wade Miley
By Adam Weinrib
Wade Miley's been an excellent bargain signing for the AL West-leading Houston Astros this season, doing more than just soaking up innings. But according to the play-by-play man in Saturday's Yankees-Astros tilt, Miley's also been doing a different kind of...soaking. Perhaps he was thinking of Miley Cyrus when he opened his mouth, but this fella flat-out claimed the Houston hurler was having the "best sex" of his life before quickly reversing course.
So, Wade Miley apparently is having great...erm... #Astros #Yankees @MLBONFOX pic.twitter.com/TWCUnBfcKP
— BoJack Humanman (@QuincyHughes) June 22, 2019
D'oh!
Miley's 6-4 with a 3.30 ERA, and will likely be toeing the slab in a postseason game for the clear front-runners in the AL West. Is that the best "success" of his life? Probably! Is it carrying over into the bedroom? Who's to say?
The man at the mic on FOX, that's who.
Wade Miley wants to go home
— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) June 22, 2019
Go home to do what, exactly?
We won't begrudge Miley; any way you personally define success is a-ok with us.