VIDEO: Christian Yelich Reaches All-Time Troll Status By Changing Walk-Up Song to 'Roxanne'
By Mark Powell

Christian Yelich, troll level 100. For some reason, the Milwaukee Brewers slugger was called out by a fan on Tuesday over his ESPN Body Issue photo; a woman named "Roxane" believed the shoot was a poor example for the youth of today. Yes, believe it or not, that was an actual take. Yet, instead of playing right into Roxane's hands by lashing back at her, the 2018 NL MVP instead tweeted a clever reply (the already-iconic "Relax, Roxane") and followed that up with an even better clap-back -- by changing his walk-up song.
.@ChristianYelich changes his walk-up song to Roxanne.
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* chefs kiss * pic.twitter.com/1NNDzrtjbz
And according to Yelich, that's just the beginning.
Sorry, Roxane. @ChristianYelich said the really racy photos are yet to come.
— Adam McCalvy (@AdamMcCalvy) August 27, 2019
“I went in with the mindset that I don’t really care what people think. ... It’s just about being confident, having fun, embracing yourself.” pic.twitter.com/vNJ5IUoVak
The 27-year-old is neck-and-neck with Cody Bellinger in a race to secure his second straight NL MVP award, entering Wednesday's play with a .330 batting average, 41 home runs and 89 RBI.
Of course, Yelich is right to be confident. Milwaukee isn't necessarily a large baseball market, so getting his name out there in ways other than consistent production at the dish makes sense, even if it means alienating a few "fans" along the way.
Christian Yelich walks up to Roxanne in the first inning. Bravo. pic.twitter.com/QpTPGRI66N
— Andrew Wagner (@ByAndrewWagner) August 27, 2019
Sorry, Roxane.