VIDEO: Gerardo Parra Using 'Baby Shark' as Walk-up Song This Late is Sad Attempt at Viral Fame
By Mark Powell

What the hell is this? Gerardo Parra of the Washington Nationals either lost a bet or has a clear disrespect for the game of baseball, using 'Baby Shark' as his walk-up song because apparently the wave must be surpassed for the worst display of fake fan unity at ballparks this summer. I present the following to you without comment:
You've gotta see Gerardo Parra's Baby Shark intro.
— Cut4 (@Cut4) July 24, 2019
This is WILD. pic.twitter.com/kjmb6vaoUl
As if our political discourse wasn't enough to make you lose faith in the country as a whole, this ought to do it. Parra, by all accounts, is a very nice man. He doesn't deserve to be forever associated with this Shrek 3 of a walk-up song. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not amused.
Robot umps are the least of your concerns.