VIDEO: Mascot Goes Full Marshawn Lynch and Pummels Children to Score TD at Patriots-Bengals
By Michael Luciano
The Cincinnati Bengals have proven they're all but allergic to scoring touchdowns this year, but Lucille, mascot for the Cincinnati Bearcats, proved she's more than capable of grinding out a TD. She ran over several children in a halftime football game between local kids and Cincinnati's mascots, powerfully creating her very own Big Furry Beastquake.
Lucille was looking like prime Jim Brown here, as tacklers were just bouncing off of her. The Bengals hung with the New England Patriots in the first half, but ended up on the wrong end of a 34-13 defeat, as Lucille was the most entertaining thing to happen from halftime on.
Not only could Lucille grind out some yards for Luke Fickell's Bearcats, but she might be able to get some playing time with the Bengals. With the season a lost cause and Joe Burrow all but assured, why not let the mascots play?