VIDEO: Ronald Acuña Jr. Destroys 35th Homer of Season on Pitch Too Far Inside for Normal Man to Hit
By Adam Weinrib

Ronald Acuña Jr. is certainly partially inhuman, as proven time and time again by his superhero behavior. This pitch he tattooed out of the yard in the ninth is just the latest in a mounting pile of evidence. Acuña's 35th of the year went deep into the Atlanta night, and the pitch's origin point hardly lended itself to being mashed outta there.
.@ronaldacunajr24 has played in 14 games in August.
— MLB Stats (@MLBStats) August 16, 2019
He has 10 HR. pic.twitter.com/03NxJvmX7z
What is with this dude?! 10 dingers in August, a robbery, a pair of robo-arms...eat your heart out, Aristedes Aquino.