VIDEO: Zack Greinke Delivers Another Perfectly Bored Press Conference Ahead of ALCS Game 1
By Parker White

Houston Astros starter Zack Greinke occasionally transmits a little social anxiety here and there, and he definitely doesn't love talking to the media. But you would think he'd show a little joy after being named the Game 1 starter in the ALCS against the New York Yankees, right? Well, think again.
hard to find something Zack Greinke wanted to do less today pic.twitter.com/yh3wTy5Bwc
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) October 11, 2019
First of all, it looks like he just woke up from a long nap. Secondly, if you want to hear his answers, you had better turn the volume all the way up. Of course, I can't promise you'll hear it even then, as he was quieter then a whisper.
Oh, and it lasted only a couple minutes.
Astros starter Zack Greinke just held his pre-ALCS press conference. It was as you'd expect. He makes your local mime seem positively effusive. https://t.co/IxLAQXWkhV
— Bradford Doolittle (@bbdoolittle) October 11, 2019
Hopefully, for his sake, Greinke does a better job on the mound then he does at giving interviews. Of course, his last postseason start didn't go that well, so cross your fingers if you're an Astros fan.