We're Really Sick of Bill Belichick's Horse Crap Assessments of Bad Opposing Teams

We know its required per the NFL's protocol, but can the league please just excuse Bill Belichick from speaking at pre- and post-game press conferences until the Pats play someone competitive?

We know that we'd be giving the New England Patriots head coach exactly what he wants, and it's not exactly a feasible request, but we've reached his 25th year coaching in the league. He's not going to change now, and all he does is build up virtually every individual not associated with Pats.

Why are we saying this? Because Belichick was asked for his thoughts on the woeful Washington Redskins ahead of their upcoming Week 5 clash on Sunday, and he did what he always does -- the man gave an insincere assessment throwing acclaim on his opponent's inferior roster.

That sound you hear is US breaking the sound barrier in sheer fury. Le't dissect Belichick's evaluation of Washington's quarterbacks, shall we?

Case Keenum has thrown for seven touchdowns and four interceptions, while ranking 19th in the league in terms of QBR with a 46.2 mark. We're actually stunned his numbers aren't worse than that, based on what the eye test has conveyed.

Dwayne Haskins, though thrown into a pitiful position against the Giants this past weekend, was pretty putrid and definitely didn't "look pretty good" in his debut. He's simply not ready, except in the eyes of the greatest coach on earth. Got it.

The rookie out of Ohio State threw for 107 yards, zero TDs and three INTs, equating to a 19.6 QBR, in roughly three quarters of game time.

And then there's Colt McCoy, the guy who is working his way back from several offseason leg surgeries because the Redskins are incompetent and attempted to rush him back last season. Yeah, Bellichick, he definitely "looks pretty good" holding a clipboard on the sidelines while working his way back to the gridiron from a devastating injury. Or was he talking about Alex Smith? The other hobbled guy?

How does the league just allow him to deceive the media like this? Forget the Redskins for a second; Belichick might as well be slapping these reporters looking to publish an honest and intellectual story right across the face.

The fact that he isn't at least fined for these antics is beyond egregious. If you couldn't tell, we are so sick of it.

Fewer Antonio Brown questions, more answers about how the Redskins' useless offense is in God Mode!!