White Sox Affiliate Offers Free Tickets for Life for Any Fan Who Brings Live Bison and Fish to Baseball Game

Minor league baseball has its fair share of interesting and quirky promotions, but this one is without a doubt the most insane one yet.

The Great Falls Voyagers, the rookie ball affiliate of the Chicago White Sox, are offering lifelong season tickets to any fan who can bring both a live bison and a live fish to a home game in which they'll be wearing "Bisonfish" jerseys.

The only thing keeping this from being completely unreal is the fact that the team is located in Montana, where bison aren't all that uncommon.

In truth, though, this sounds less like a ticket promotion for rookie ball team's funky jerseys and more like a side quest for a stranger with a crazed look in his eye that you met on the side of the road in a video game.

Whoever even attempts this deserves have a statue built in their honor outside of the stadium. Bringing the fish is one thing, but bringing a bison is quite another.

This is something straight out of the Labors of Hercules, and the reward is truly fitting for the task.