Yankees Absolutely Taunt Their Fans by Making Most Minor Trade in History Right at Deadline

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The New York Yankees need starting pitching, bullpen help, and offense.

Instead of obtaining a major league player at the deadline horn, they chose to wait until 4:00 on the dot and announce that they were adding...a non-top-30 Colorado Rockies prospect in exchange for Scranton Shuttle arm Joseph Harvey.

Tweeting this at the trade deadline is a crime in most states.

Garcia has a 6.00 ERA across a few levels of the minors this year, and Harvey was semi-effective, but that's not the point here.

At the buzzer, the pitching-rich Houston Astros obtained Zack Greinke from the Diamondbacks, the man who started Wednesday's game at Yankee Stadium, of all things.

The Yankees chose to use their prospect capital to warm a fireplace in Triple-A, now opting to, in a best-case scenario, face three of the best pitchers in baseball in a short series in Texas.

And we do mean VERY short. Yikes.